Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
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Voij 16
"Today, some asshat burned me with a cigarette. So I followed him home and burned his house down." Would sound perfectly reasonable to me, just in case you need some advice.
TeamKelly 10
I don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate.
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Comments (111)
Eloras_Mom 0
As far as DNA testing goes...LOL. What police dept is going to pay for that? They wouldnt spend that kind of money to try and find a guy who blindly flicks his cigs at stoplights. I think they reserve the big bucks for bigger crimes. But if it makes any of you feel better I once flicked my lit cig out the window and it blew back in and went down my back. I was on a busy freeway and had no way to pull over so I had to extinguish it with my back. And to the person who says smoking is "out dated" I really dont get that. Bad habits go out of style?
sayhey22 19
This country is just goin down in flames, one asshat at a time
htownpostman 16
That's some cigarette...
Bcfrmkc816 17
Would've got out and beat him then make him pay for all damage.
blackman100 20
The question isn't who isn't picking up their butts, it is why the **** you would smoke outside the comfort and privacy of your own house? It is a disgusting habit that affects everyone around. We know when you smoke! That is the most inconsiderate part. But if you are leaving your trash, especially butts to the poison in cigarettes, then you deserve every word of ridicule that you receive. Don't try to justify your actions smokers.
29dear 16
being totally honest here, I've kinda always wondered if I've ever done this to anyone.
Zebediabolical 45
Being totally honest, I've tried to do this to people with really loud shitty music. But I always miss.
coopercool 1
Why do people say you deserved it? Like what did OP do to deserve it?
rissburns 9
Should have rammed him with your car!!!
bmazzagatti 4
I've been that cigarette guy a few times...my bad. I can say honestly that each time was an accident. Never heard it from their POV before
1crabbygirl 10
People need to keep their trash to themselves, no matter how small they think the trash is.