Today, while serving two middle-aged women at the coffee shop, I was screamed at and accused of being a "sexist and chauvinistic bastard." This was prompted by me charging one of them 40 cents for the addition of steamed milk, which is clearly stated on the price sheet. FML
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Today, two women came into my place of work, complaining loudly that they couldn't afford a £3 course fee because they didn't have any money to spend on themselves. They were holding large Starbucks coffees. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
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Top comments
Jirekianu2 19
Those words, they do not mean what they think they mean.
mpj13 8
I am guessing they didn't leave a dairy good tip?
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Comments (76)
empathique_fml 9
They probably just shouted out the first words that came to mind because they have nothing to do with each other.
babeababe 16
Tsk... Cheap people. If they can't afford 40 cents for steamed milk, then they shouldn't get it. I'm sorry OP, working in the service industry can be hard. I also work in the service industry, so I know how it is to deal with crazy customers. Some people will do the craziest things just to save a little money.
amifaiyaz 12
how does paying for milk make one sexist? o.o
fatalwish 6
im not sure they quite grasp the english language... or at least those words, dunno tho man they may have just came from anti- man meeting.
me1224 12
Moneys tight everywhere People are saving money wherever they can
StanSmith2013 26
If people can't read, how are they supposed to drink a hot piping coffee without spilling it everywhere?
musicalnoodles23 5
MENOPAUSE.
cosmosis 12
No no no. You got it all wrong. What theyre were trying to say is your a sexy bastard with great characteristics. Easily misheard.... Getting in with the cougars;) oooooh right!!
InhumanX 7
I'm with #65 maybe she didn't have her teeth in and you just misunderstood..
shades1989 6
Pms