Today, while riding around the lake, a pair of kids thought it was okay to take turns yanking my horse's tail and running away so they didn't get kicked. When I told the parents not to let their kids do that, they said that I shouldn't be riding if I can't "control my beast". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
Today, on my family vacation, I tried to put my foot down and declare that my daughter would absolutely not be babysitting anyone's kids. Everyone got mad and made us go home. FML
Today, some paddleboarders screamed bloody murder and called marine patrol on my family's friends, because the paddleboarders thought they were going to get hit or run over or whatever, even though they were politely asked to move out of the way multiple times. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I have a rowdy toddler who will run off if I'm not watching her like a hawk. I got sick of it and bought a tether for her. It works wonderfully, but now I get judgmental stares and nasty comments about "putting a child on a leash like a dog." FML
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Stealthninjaa 19
"Well, sir and or madame, perhaps it is you that shouldn't be parenting if can't quote control your beasts and quote. I say good day." *Stomps off into the sunset on horse*
mike3775 39
Record it, and upload it to YouTube with the title "dumbass kids kicked by horse" when it happens. Then when the idiot parents try to sue, the video is available as evidence showing the dumbass's deserved it
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Comments (35)
Stephanie Maldonado 1
Call cops get the parents in trouble for not controlling their crappy children.
Tillie Jenkins 5
I'd say the same to the parents. If they cant control their kids, dont bring them out. And, if the kids continue to do so, record yourself asking repeatedly for them to stop, then, when they get kicked and the parents try to sue, you have a solid case
Lost_Hoglet 4
Poor pony! What bad parenting
MidnaLink 35
I just noticed the username. You get into way too many predicaments with your animals.
nemcali 34
Same for them. They shouldn't have kids if they cannot control them
sunshine1421 14
im beginning to wonder if fml is still posted your days because we have all caught on to the ridiculousness of them
The Best Retainer 1
"You shouldn't be having kids if you can't control them."
SemperSermo 7
Sounds like the parents need to be kicked, can't stand people like that.
DanielleD93 16
Well maybe they shouldn't have kids if they can't control their beasts
olga_crvjl 19
Ugh I hate parents like that like really if they tell you your kid is doing something dangerous don't get bitchy at the person who is trying to stop them from getting hurt