Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.
RichardPencil 32
Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!
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Comments (23)
species4872 20
Climb the ladder to suck ces.
myoung0476 0
I had a similar situation when I learned I pronounce Massachusetts wrong. Never had to say it much, but when I do it's massive two sh!ts. Sorry people from there!
xyris_fml 28
Had the same problem in an AP world history presentation with "sects". Tried to emphasize what I was saying numerous times before just giving up and wallowing in my shame. They knew what I meant, so I'm sure everyone knew what you meant too. We're human!
SirVoldemort 17
You could have asked your teacher for the right pronunciation :) Either way, it is pronunced as "suck sess". Sess like the end of "Prin-cess" :)
Mortoli 30
well now you know what to practice sayin when you get home brother lol. nothing wrong with your predicament just practice when you home alone you will get it and show them your success in future ;)
mattyiscool123 26
Don't worry this is pretty common
Atmey 5
Cut up words, suck-sis-ful
ellefrank 5
I did the same thing in my valedictorian speech in front of my whole school and half the town :/ the teachers teased me more than the students. :)