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Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML

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I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.

I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.

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is your girlfriend asian?

Am I the only one that noticed this FML is from 8 years ago?

There are a bunch of those lately... its weird.

Walter_Sobchak7 14

You went to the hospital for a broken nose in an ambulance? And this makes sense to people?