Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML
Today, I went to a club with my friends. I noticed the bouncer looked at me strangely. Then he erupts and screams, "you're the bitch who caused havoc and £255 damage to the cloakroom, pay up or I'll call the fuzz!" Little did I know my 15-year-old sister stole my ID last weekend. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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Top comments
galt 13
That sucks so bad! ****** hate scammers.
whatthefreshhell 15
Well, they sure had their system planned out well.
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Comments (94)
freshko21 6
Faith in Humanity - 1 = Today
lovesummers 8
That's sad. Feel bad for u bro
TheyCallMeDamien 18
sonuvabitch!!!! Sorry to hear that.
Zebediabolical 45
To be fair the bartender could very likely be responsible for the booze you couldn't pay for unless he provides a police report or something. Just like a gas station attendant is on the hook for gas unless he logs the gas and run folks.
Axel5238 29
So the OP spent $60 on drinks on one girl and and its a surprise you were getting taken for a ride? Judging by the post doesn't seem like you knew her previously. Sorry you got your money stolen, but there were red flags all over this about the girl. At that point it it can't be a surprise, and those scams tend to work in teams.
GryffinDarkBreed 3
Who pulls a money clip far enough away from themselves for it to be snatched? YDI.
sulitak 27
OP was probably drunk and not good on reaction time :/
dosenberry 3
Doesn't sound believable but okay.
disney_blonde 16
You spent $60 on some random girl?
simsgirlgem 25
wtf this bartender obviously saw what happen he should let you off I mean after all you were robbed
rreyes79 0
Are you stuck in the 1950s or something? Why were you carrying cash?
LyricaSilvan 30
What kind of rock do you live under, exactly...? Carrying cash is far from being an outdated concept...