Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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Ninjahiga 27
Why would she even think it would be a good idea to even push you down a small hill in the first place?
Errrka_Whale 27
why would it be funny to push you down a hill anyways??
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Comments (86)
Tripartita 45
This could just be her way of ensuring you won't be taking her hiking again anytime soon.
yenze 18
Can't run away from commitment with a broken leg everyone is calling her stupid but the logic is there
TripleDallas123 15
Don't play around while hiking, kids! Mountains are dangerous creatures.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Now we all know what happened with Jack and Jill....
willsnow18 11
jack broke his leg lol.....
RoseCrystal 17
Um...how is that funny?
GeorgiaBea 28
Idk how I'd feel about my S/O finding it funny to push me down a hill of any size...
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you parlayed this into some serious mind bending sex
Warmonger_Smurf 29
It's all part of her dark plan. Now you "need" her to nurse you back to health. My condolences on all your future funny pushes.
Brokeandsad 8
Lol she was trying to get rid of you. No better coverup than "he lost his footing at feel down a hill while we were hiking"
SpawnofAthena 16
Yeah that's scary.
Birdmad 12
Dump the ******* idiot.
JosephKorso 15
People like you are what's wrong with this world. Think maybe she didn't know about the drop?
militarybrat 21
#28 it is still very easy to DIE from being pushed down a hill. Hes licky he just has a cast.
Helldemon 32
It was a small hill lol. You might as well say it's easy to die if you fall out of your bed.
SecundusSecunda 27
#58, Final Destination would probably make it easy to die by falling off a bed lol
olillia 16
I don't see why this is being downvoted, it's utterly ridiculous (and let's be honest, straight up ASININE) to push someone or potentially cause any physical harm because you think you're being cute or funny. If a guy had done this, everyone would be in an uproar, so I don't see why on earth people are saying it's okay for a girl to do it.