Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
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lcharlie 0
shave it off. looks better anyway...
eastsidehippie 0
Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.
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happygoluckyhh 0
There are these new great things called sissors.
fyourLife10 0
that sucks :( im sorry
Shyman4ever 0
Imagine you were about to get it on with a girl, that would be FYLx2
regalitofatal 0
hahahahaha
sparrowhawk_fml 0
Argh! As a lifeguard I have to tell people all the time not to chew gum in or around the pool. I hope this at least makes some people think before they do it again!
SocialxMoon 0
To everyone saying "shave your pubes" - has it crossed your mind that not everyone wants to? I don't really bother, because what's the point? My partner doesn't care, & I'm blessed with a naturally tidy patch anyway, so I don't really need to do much maintenance. As for getting "grossed out" over pubes... For God's sake, how old are you? It's HAIR, & it's completely natural. And to the men that expect women to shave; I hope that goes both ways. I wouldn't shave my cooch unless my partner agreed to also, because that way we both benefit, instead of just one of us. Finally, I would just like to pre-emptively say that I'm not some Feminazi, & I do shave my underarms. I have no problems with people who enjoy keeping themselves bare, but I don't see why people should be made to feel as though they absolutely 'have' to do something.
xbox_playa 0
and THATS why women shave!!!!
jakeidk 0
you could not wash it for a while and mabey it'll turn into dreadpubs
kev08326 1
that's what you get for wearing underwear with your swimsuit
kaykaypopz 0
Oh God, cut it off before something weird happens to it