Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
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Saltime 0
Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.
sciencekidster1 8
My bus driver offered me some pot today
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thinkingatheist 8
Go to the bus driver tomorrow and shout, "THIS IS SPARTA!!". Well, on second thought, don't do it, that'll sound weird with your broken nose.
perdix 31
Do you expect the driver to entertain your feet during the ride to keep them awake and alert? Bus driver is probably one of the worst jobs there is -- watching some pompous ass faceplant was probably one of the high points of his career. He probably took a picture and wants that image cast upon his gravestone.
nonamericandolla 6
Oooo! U should of dine the froth fall!!!
MotherHen88 4
Same thing happened to me once, except I didn't fall on my face. I made sure that I held on to something.
FliPsliCE 3
What was he supposed to do? Suck your dick?
perdix 31
Only if he had a cold and was finding it difficult to breathe.
sunhabb 6
If I saw you I would ROFL from te window and yeah karma is there then something stupid might had happened to me lol
bbaybee69 7
bus drivers have no life!!!
Commander223 9
As I like to say, Missouri is misery. (Op's location)
nitram06 2
Damn that sucky
CookiesRawrr 0
Kinda can't believe siol ..