Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.
sciencekidster1 8
My bus driver offered me some pot today
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Comments (91)
deviable 9
Asssssssss.
NomOnShroomz 14
^Dumbassssss
FrostHeart 36
Damn... Aren't buses like 15 ft high?
mrahhhhh 21
What the hell does that have to do with this FML? The bus could be 30 feet high with steps 2 feet above ground.
johnnyolivares 0
He was in the bus not on top of it...
alex6946 10
lol xD it was fun to imagine that (:
christyxbee 15
At least you didn't fall into a pile of dog shit or something gross like that. Chin up! :D
tennisrapper1 14
If he was not stupid, he would've checked up on you at least. Forget about him anyways, as I said he probably has no brain.
boredblonde 17
When he gets in an accident you'll get the last laugh.
alex6946 10
that wouldnt be funny :(
Snookie85 19
Did ya break your nose? That's so rude of the driver!!
mrahhhhh 21
In voice of douchebagis modernis, aka people who wear aviators, have fake tans, pouty lips, love Jersey Shore, and own tight clothes: Don't trip, bro. Don't trip.
Prodigy7 4
What did you want him to do? Give you a hug?
nickdunbar 8
My bus driver has done that