Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML
Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12
What ever happened to unconditional love??
honeypixi01 0
Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.
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Comments (187)
Catto94 0
shallow bitch! ditch her
Dracia 0
Then she doesn't love you. My boyfriend could be 4 million lbs and I would still have sex with him.
Eorlas 31
shes honestly just using it as an excuse to cheat on you
SteelCladAngel 0
some people consider a person 10 pounds overweight to be flabby maybe he's not fat, maybe she IS just a shallow bitch but I have to agree flabb=turn off
byteolu 0
Like the profile pic
Uchilah 0
errr, i guess ur gf?
Mikeyswifey831 0
Thats ****** up... If she doesn't like your gut, you should dump her ass. My hubby has a big belly, and I LOVE it. :)
moogiex9 6
This is a clearly not a girl in love. She's been using you as arm candy and now you don't measure up to her standards. Dump the shallow bitch and find a girl that will love you for who you are, not what you look like with your shirt off. I hope she remembers that conversation later in life when she has gained a few pounds, as she inevitably will.
dolphinhand 0
fat people shouldn't be risking the chance of producing offspring anyways!
tbsfunny 0
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LPEasierToRn 3
shallow much?