Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, after being bodyshamed by my mother for being too fat (I'm a size 14) and how I shouldn't be wearing shorts because it makes me look ugly and motivates people to comment on my body, I texted my boyfriend to tell him about it. His reply was, "Aww. you cutie. You know she's not wrong." FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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cradle6 13
She doesn't like you. At least your boyfriend stood up for you?
Olovio 5
This is actually a nice FML. I can't remember the last time I saw an FML where the boyfriend stood up for the girlfriend.
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Comments (114)
every1luvsboners 11
When you go back to the table for seconds, thirds and then ask for a take home bag what do you expect?
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
News flash, some people are lucky enough to do that, and still look good.
brianjman14 23
^ True! I actually eat a lot of food with my meals and eaten lots snacks, but have never gotten fat.
yumlicious 4
News flash: obviously the OP isn't lucky enough to do that. It's sickening that everyone is blindly defending the OP. What if she is fat? Overweight and obesity is a pandemic. It's sickening.
brianjman14 23
You're right! How dare we try to defend someone who is getting made fun of! We should be ashamed of ourselves!
yumlicious 4
Some people deserve it. Fat people are gross, which is why I do not have any fat friends.
yumlicious 4
Oh and when did gluttony become acceptable?
cykedelic 1
85 - Judging by your pic and that you're only 17, I'm willing to bet your metabolism will begin to slow down quite noticeably over the next few years, unless you work out like a maniac. Even under those conditions, the munchies will surely catch up to you at some point.
brianjman14 23
Actually, I do run a lot. It's not my metabolism. But yeah, you're right. I am actually trying to eat healthier.
brianjman14 23
I meant to edit this in, but I ran out of time. I work out twice a week, go to a fencing club once a week, and fencing season just started at my school, so that helps me, too.
every1luvsboners 11
Who really cares. I don't see why or how anyone takes my comments seriously. I'm the fattest man on the planet. I will eat you all.
bsbuddy 0
Love your picture!
MedKits 9
Death by boners...wait, what?
Calen5556 0
At least your boyfriend didn't call you fat.
Peach3 1
How frank of her! That was a very mean thing to say. However, at least you can be happy knowing your boyfriend defended you.
gjcool123 10
That's when you say, and it appears you have aged 10 years since the last time we met...
ninjuh_wingman 29
Sometimes the truth hurts. Thats when you have to suck it up and deal with it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're so ******* ugly. Now suck it up and deal with it.
rattusrattus 19
Also, you're an idiot. I would tell you to suck up and deal with it, but you probably haven't realised it was a rather insulting truth.
unhappybitch 8
Bitch slap the bitch
redmnky21 8
well u should take better care of yourself, it's a little known fact that taking care of our bodies is the best way to show ur man u love him... other than thru sex
RaquelW 7
you're serious, aren't you?
amayasoma 19
I beg to differ. I may not be the healthiest person my boyfriend knows but he knows I love him because I do stuff for him. I'm there for him always.
MedKits 9
You make it sound like you've been brainwashed by ****.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Could be wrong but I think she was being sarcastic and making a joke. I'm pretty sure EVERYONE knows you show your boyfriend you love him by making him sandwiches...
Jakespeed207 4
#192 I love you :D
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well if you're really that self conscious about your weight, then do something about it! More likely though, you're probably very skinny and your boyfriend's mum is just jealous.
bubo_fml 11
As the old saying goes; "I may be fat, but I can go on a diet...But there's no hope for a rude ass, ugly bitch!" Fight fire w/ fire, sweetheart!
wruch 6
Only get burned. Fight fire with water.
ladycamo 0
^^ steam can burn you too.... :p
alkerh 8
Scold
alkerh 8
*Scald
number1beaner 0
You should have asked her bout her menopause and dead uterus and all the wrinkles on her face how far her boobs drooped since your all being truthfull