Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML
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perdix 31
At least you got paid in cold, hard cash. :)
JMichael 26
How long did it take?
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Comments (130)
Enslaved 38
Sounds like you were a "Victim of Changes"! If that were me "Delivering the Goods" I would be "Screaming for Vengeance"! And "You've Got Another Thing Coming" if you think I'd care if I were a "Hellion" and "Breaking the Law". I'd still pass the "Point of Entry". Unless the manager has an "Electric Eye" how would he know what happened before I was "Heading Out to the Highway"? (Any JP fans? No, just me)
breakinlegs 19
you should have just taken the bags of coins and left. Even if it was a dollar or two short, you could have paid that out of your own pocket to not have to deal with that.
steffidallasbfl 16
Hope they at least tipped you.!
Xotoolyxo 16
I would have walked away with the pizza. That's just mean
airborneary 4
Would you take the pizza back or let her keep it?
airborneary 4
You mad, bro?
Ksweety_fml 27
I think she did that shit on purpose, and thinking you won't count it OP, and leave.
Cuteroxx 17
You should have run away with the pizza and the money!
protected_by_9mm 4
leagally you did not have to accept the pennies they are not leagle cash tender
LarissaT18 18
My step-dad tried to do that to a delivery person once. I took the change and paid them with my cash.
Ovoxo_5 5
**** that.I'd be like mam would you please directt me your nearest table.