Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML
Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML
Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
You must have been on carpet, else you could have slid along the floor pretty easily instead of stepping. I realize the recent trend has been to post lots of puns in the comments, but here that would just be tacky.
allmidnighteyes 11
You humped the floor at this point, right?
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Comments (170)
blechblech 0
walk away?
delfinofrank 0
What's the big deal? Are a few tiny stabbings in your feet going to kill you? Stop whining...
123sploosh 0
you really are a stupid one arent you?
redbluegreen 41
I think he missed the point of this FML.
boatkicker 5
delfinofrank You have clearly never been stabbed correctly in teh foot. Those things are half an inch long. In certain parts of your foot that's a BITCH. For example in the very center of your foot where its most tender Or on the edge of your heel where you can feel the muscle aching every time you step for days until it heals. I promise you, It hurts pretty badly.
glitchead 0
or in the main vein of your foot with a rusty nail til you black out from blood loss. fun story....
evangldbrg 0
Then write an FML about it...
null_fml 11
I've got an FML about stepping on something, but if either of us posted one now and it actually got through, everyone would call fake for being so soon after this one.
Dabestisjlee 0
agreed compleatly. those things hurt so bad lol
coldplaylive2003 0
fake
teqifsha 0
simple solution slide.
blackonblight 33
and so? you pick them up. You can find the damn things by hand without getting hurt, after all.
DeadPixel4 29
I like trains...VEEERRRRRRUUUU
mrda 0
I like eggs.
peepo 0
Eggs hate you.
bexox 0
I LIKE TURTLES!
perfectwinds 0
I love lamp.
evangldbrg 0
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EGGS LIKE YOU
redbluegreen 41
That's what she said.
8trickster8 0
I am a fish.
Intoxicunt 6
I am the walrus.
heyheyt 0
you are the eggman!
moopsy234 0
13th!! whoo thats gotta hurt now ur Eddie tacky thumbs!!!! yaaayyyyyy but FYL
astros86 0
no, you're 24. FAIL
Chr0nicdreamz 0
that sounds like a fun time
jw90 18
Watch your feet!
peepo 0
And then you heard a girl stripping and you felt her throw you on the bed.