Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML
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Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.
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cutycat136 28
I think I would've been sick if that were me.
citrusglass 22
...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.
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orcatheseapanda 18
The "fly guys and goo" had me cringing so hard.
hipposteve 21
Vodka might help rinse that out, or mouthwash, which ever.
applesaucerox 10
#33 - vodka for the memories.. mouthwash to rinse
neverready 25
Wow...what a sick suicidal fly!
proudspanishgirl 10
Haha I can't stop laughing lol you made my day XD
proudspanishgirl 10
The best FML I have ever read lol haha
samlovesham1234 9
I think I threw up a little. And I've read some pretty gross FMLs on here.
MadJessTic 29
Time to get a new brush..me thinks!
Weasel104 8
Mmmmm protein!
Urpoppy 21
That's one of the worst FML's ever. Ugh!
Sir_Cow 17
Could be worse. Imagine if it had baby flys inside.