Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML
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Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.
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cutycat136 28
I think I would've been sick if that were me.
citrusglass 22
...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.
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Comments (72)
sanbrunojess 5
Ouch, that does suck. I would have bought a new brush head or buy a new brush
ArgentumAurum 24
Just a little extra protein hahaha
buckdharma 38
You complain too much, op. Try shutting your fly trap.
winecrab 7
A fly wouldn't do that. A fruit fly maybe and those don't have "guts and goo. Either way, sounds like ydi.
Mandybruin 15
So sorry, OP! Believe me, I feel your pain. I still remember that taste 20-something years later. *Ack!*
Skycop_S 23
protein!
amvoisard 7
This is one of those face cringing FMLs...
12ig12 12
I'm actually really scared to brush my teeth now
OrganicSistah 17
This has got to be one of the worst FMLs I have ever read. I am so sorry for you.
PlasterBlaster9 13
Eww that's nasty. Funny though.