Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
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Seegtease 0
Time for a parent-teacher conference.
Cereal_Is_Good 5
The second I read "me class", I read the rest of the FML how a pirate would say it.
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Comments (42)
Ajorioles 0
Lolz I was about to say shes Scottish but the guy above me beat me to the punch.
juanaranda1015 4
lmfaoo!! this made my day
angiedancesalott 8
me 5 year olds? are you a pirate?
cherryblossomchi 4
doofus, op is from Scotland
SarahMae2014 10
woowwww, and those are our future...we have a rude future on it's way!
wuidd77 3
That book is amazing.
loserman67 36
Does the kid need glasses or have his parent not taken the time to teach him something called manners. Ehhhh, he's just a kid, two minutes later he was probably crapping in his pull-ups and smiling at the warm squishy feeling
Black_Letter 19
Just like the one in the Top FMLs
BaDJennings 0
I hope your not a trained teacher because obviously you have failed in English
tmmr9559 0
It's alright, I agree with you.