Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML
Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
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BRBsummer 9
If you knew you couldn't swim then why are you a lifeguard?
inmarrr 0
omg? talk about ironic.
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Comments (58)
yodavader3 0
How did you pass the test?
onnielief 4
Yeah, you are clearly not suited to a lifeguard! I would consider a career change if I where you!
iswim1457 0
how are you a life guard if u can't swim???
TheNewGuy03 29
i have an important question. did you realize that you couldn't swim before or after you almost drowned? did the garbage can fall on top of your head?? you gotta explain... ...or, as everyone else before me has indicated, you're certainly not suited to be a lifeguard (hence the name). you should quit while you're ahead. |the kid|
heyitsmeyay 0
makes sense dumbass!!!! ur not resistant to water even if youre a life guard
yerpster 0
aren't lifeguards suppose to b trained
hippies_fml 0
for you, that you tripped. for everyone else that your a lifeguard where do you work at so I can remember to not go?
tchaikovsky93 0
What the..?
nicky99 0
OMG r u serious. That must have been embarassing.
Unstoppable15 0
lol wow you deserve to get fired ... glad you weren't about to rescue someone...you both wouldve drowned and died :-/