Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, after losing all my hair to chemo, I finally felt brave enough to go out without a wig or a headscarf. I expected some weird looks. I didn’t expect a woman in a store to point to me and tell her daughter, “See what feminism does to women? She’ll never have a husband, I bet!” FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
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Top comments
mcaisse77 17
Parents should teach their children not to be rude
whatarethisss 23
It's a kid OP, don't take it to heart. You had to do what you had to do.
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Comments (132)
peebuttsalad 7
**** that kid [not literally]
pl0xs3rver 45
You should've been the bigger person and said that nobody loves her
random_man1999 11
"Now I've never hit a kid before... But I sure as hell wouldn't mind starting with you!"
militarybrat 21
Where was her mother? God how rude im sorry op. It would have been a good learning opportunity in humility for the little snot.
greeneyedx 23
I've seen some gorgeous bald women. Children can be so cruel because they're blunt and naive. Try your best to not let the kid get to you.
angryo5trich 13
Was it an elective surgery
Teacatt 13
Tell her it happens to mean people
terrorwatt 18
bald-headed girls are beautiful.
Dexter83_fml 17
To that you reply "hey kid wanna see a dead body?"
BoaNikolaos 14
Got em