Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, after losing all my hair to chemo, I finally felt brave enough to go out without a wig or a headscarf. I expected some weird looks. I didn’t expect a woman in a store to point to me and tell her daughter, “See what feminism does to women? She’ll never have a husband, I bet!” FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
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Top comments
mcaisse77 17
Parents should teach their children not to be rude
whatarethisss 23
It's a kid OP, don't take it to heart. You had to do what you had to do.
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Comments (132)
ericp96 10
Some lids are stupid OP And really its not their fault its their jackass of parents fault You shoulda said Well your mom mustve been a bad egg cause what came out was rotten
subscript 15
From the mouth of babes
kmk1998 15
It's sad how rude people are nowadays.
carrissa3 13
How are people saying ydi
BooBooKittyF11 21
im sorry hun
Xandrick 22
Those who YDI'd this either hit it by accident or are heartless pieces of shit.
8djht8 19
its a Lil kid plus its the parents who are truly speaking reflecting how hideous their hearts are. If someone says something u made is ugly its a matter of opinion, if something you have no control over is called ugly its not even worth acknowledging, it just reveals the lack of empathy in persons which is where u can feel sorry for them, since one day they like everyone will have to go through horrid experiences and have to find out the hard way, the kid doesn't count though FAH-GET-A-BOUT-IT
Therussian214 0
What neurological condition? My mom has chiari. And the kid is a horrible person and so are the parents.
Ashmie 3
there are times where "kids will be kids" and this is not one of them. That kids parents should be ashamed and should teach her better acceptance of others no matter what they look like
vvgbs 9
How old was she? It would be forgivable if she was like...3-5 maybe? But above that, yea, its pretty mean. Are you better now?