Tokany
Romania
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Quincy_Ethan
Killeen, United States
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
refines
Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML
WetWetWet
India
Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
LostFocus
United States
Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML
allwaysbuggedinheaven
United States
Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML
Sonotsuave
Arlington, United States
Waterfall
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Anonymous
Lint kills
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
me.
Roseau, United States
Like what you've done with the place
Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML
Top comments
skitzofreniks 5
Your sister went full retard. Never go full retard.
DocBastard 40
You should thank your sister for saving your computer's life. Smoking will ******* kill you.
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DocBastard 40
You should thank your sister for saving your computer's life. Smoking will ******* kill you.
enoughgrace 4
The Doc knows best.
CateXOX 0
Yeah, if something's going to die of cancer, just drown it. Death now, death later- what's the difference? You should probaby make a note of that statement, OP, when court comes around asking about the fatal stabbing of your sister.
Bellacanfixit 2
That was extremely dumb. I don't say beat her ass, but I say make her buy you a new one. FYL.
Di55le 9
I would of threw the mouse at her lol
bthomas0319 2
What a smart sister!
babymaee 0
I'm sure facebook will be fine without you for a while.
imnotcraZ 0
it spontaneously combusted
allmidnighteyes 11
Your computer deserves it for smoking. To the computer: THAT SHIT CAUSES CANCER AND EMPHYSEMA AND AIDS, YOU ****. DON'T YOU KNOW ELECTRONICS CAN BE HARMED BY SECONDHAND SMOKE. GOD. YDI.
andres19 0
fail on so many levels
anhhai 0
Smoking causes AIDS? FYL if you honestly believe this lol.
allmidnighteyes 11
The FML community is ******* retarded. Like, you idiots make drooling window lickers look like Harvard graduates.
MakeAScene 4
It's amazing how no one could tell he was trolling. *facepalm* #78.
Sniper_Fidelis 1
Hey asshole your lightsaber isn't even straight!
iftheglovefits 0
dang.
meligje 1
Actually, if a lot of dust has been building up in your pc, your power supply might have caught on fire, and that way could have produced smoke. So it's not entirely unlikely.
carinamiller95 0
someone with some intelligence
terranman 4
ouch
terranman 4
ouch