Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommates keep opening my bedroom door to "let the WiFi out." FML
Today, I visited my mom because I don't see her much due to her living 30 minutes away from me. They just recently fixed their AC. A few hours before I was about to leave, it broke again. I tried to be patient but it heated up to over 80 degrees inside, and I'm really sensitive to heat. Thankfully they weren't offended. FML
Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
Today, as I have my entire life, I live in the south. However, our AC decided to break and now it's 91 degrees inside the house, even with fans on and the windows open. FML
Today, in the middle of this heatwave, my mom has a fan in her bedroom and her precious dog has two fans pointing at her dog bed, which she apparently needs because she could overheat, poor thing. Meanwhile, I have zero fans in my room and can't sleep from the heat, but I get told to just deal with it. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML
Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML
Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
"Mom, can I let the internet outside for a pee?" "NOOOO! Never do that under any circumstances!"
blahblahblah5_x 13
Ahahahahahaha.
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Comments (231)
barlessprison 16
For your sake, I hope you're the apple that fell far far faaaar away from the tree of stupidity.
voltron_cometh 0
Don't feed it after midnight either. Seriously, our towns Christmas was completly ruined
r14_fml 8
hahaha aww poor you. just say something like 'if we keep the doors and windows closed we'll use up all the oxygen' ;D
monkeyluvz 7
I love it when parents fail at technology :)
jewfro311 0
Can't you put a password on it?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Tell her the heat will blow the Internet up.
Kiafis 2
bahahahahaha
nekro_onslaught 0
bahahahahaha!!!!!! this made my day!! dumbassery makes me smile!!!
pinkspaceboundro 0
so, the people that set it up in her house didn't explain to her what it means?? and just get a password
brittaneejanex 0
that would be my dad, completely.