Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I took a deep breath and started journaling to "figure out my life." Two hours later, I had written four pages of ranting about my upstairs neighbor's loud footsteps and zero pages about my life goals. FML
Today, I realized that my addiction to YouTube true crime had gone too far when I immediately though, "Dead body!" when I came across a seemingly abandoned suitcase outside my building. It's only when my neighbor came outside to pick it up that I stopped calling 911. FML
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
Today, I realized that my YouTube watch history, which is mostly comprised of audio ASMRs dealing with loneliness and other anxiety and depression issues, has turned into one big testament to how utterly lonely I am in the real world, and that I probably will remain like this for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, I (Male, 37) realized how peaceful my life was without social media involved. Why did I not do this before, back when I was in high school at the age of 17 by saving myself the anger and stress of toxic social media users? Looks like I'll never get those 20 years of my life back. FML
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
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tounces7 28
I'm so glad I don't even care enough to look this up, because I prefer to just avoid drama.
Inkoseh 33
Sometimes shit is just interesting, especially if it's written in a way to purposely captivate an audience. It's how entertainment works. Heck, I remember getting sucked into those mystery crime specials that were 2+ hours long when I should have went to bed.
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Inkoseh 33
Sometimes shit is just interesting, especially if it's written in a way to purposely captivate an audience. It's how entertainment works. Heck, I remember getting sucked into those mystery crime specials that were 2+ hours long when I should have went to bed.
tounces7 28
I'm so glad I don't even care enough to look this up, because I prefer to just avoid drama.
flagbitch 8
Anyone wanna clue me in here?
Suaria 38
Onision and his spouse pretty much groomed young girls who were minors or just over 18 to be in relationships with them. I know his spouse was also below 18 when they first started dating. I know the spouse also sent nudes to minors. So that's pretty much the drama that Onision is a pedophile and uses his spouse to lure in these young girls/women.
Jackson Raab 7
I...I did the same
juggalo2 22
You're such a loser. I've scrolled through 5 pages of FML, and there's no one more pathetic than that.