Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML
Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
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Sazula 2
This is why I use plastic trees...
jen_jen 0
Creepy! More like halloween now..
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leaps5879 0
That is why I have fake tree. Gross!! I wouldn't be able to live in my house if that happened to me.
ziqi92 0
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! omg, i'd run away from the house as far as possible. i got shivers just reading this! (i'm arachnophobic)
megaheartx 0
you deserve it. i still don't understand why anyone would ever use a real tree.
Stoj_fml 0
Some people like to be traditional. They probably wonder why anyone uses plastic trees. It's a matter of preference.
horse_lvr96 0
lol ppl there just spiderz, and mi cuzn id TOTALLY ARACHNOPHOBIC!!!!
hijkl00 0
I am no grammar nazi, but I honestly have no idea what you just said. Please learn to spell.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
"Lol people, they're just spiders. My cousin is TOTALLY ARACHNOPHOBIC!" There you go. :]
musicislife1995_fml 0
well done for petrifying everyone about buying their tree ;) that can be your next fml.
42billybob 5
don't worry, they'll mostly eat each other by Christmas morning. plus they'll eat other things in your house.
LemonFairy 0
Sounds like Aragog isn't really dead or Mosag found herself a new partner...
Raecheezy 0
win
Ski_flyir 0
That must be major buzzkill, knowing that it's December and all.
f_my_life_reader 0
omgomgomgomg! i would totally HATE that cuz i am totally arachnaphobic! the smallest spider could freak me out soo much! i would bnever step foot in that house again if that happened to me! ewwwww! :(
cursesonyourmom 1
i say, thats a reason to buy a fake tree next year. hell, do it this year.