Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML
Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
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Sazula 2
This is why I use plastic trees...
jen_jen 0
Creepy! More like halloween now..
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Comments (112)
renaet 0
OH HELL NAW!!!! **** spiders. Set your house on fire and move away. Your life is definetly ******. :[
alewiina 0
Oh good GOD that's nasty. FYL TOTALLY. I am SO glad I have an artificial tree!!!!
zach055 23
Yet another reasion why it's bad to be Christian
CFR 0
*runs around and starts flailing my arms* AAAHHHHHHHH *cries* Sorry...just acting out my reaction to that. I hate spiders...especially baby ones...******* movie... (The Mist)
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Oh god! FYL indeed! That would be horrible. Now I'm worried because my mother insisted on buying a real tree this year.
aksteve 4
baby praying mantises running around...that actually sounds kinda cool, at least the tree came with built in entertainment
Inky_fml 0
I may never buy a tree again. Or sleep, for that matter.
fenix_451 0
I would've DIED How do you even touch it to gget it out! Gross. I would make Home Depot (or whereever you got it from) give me a new tree. Gross.
pandalover69 26
my family had something like that happen like 10 years ago. but we had wasps, and that was the last year we got a real tree, fake ones ever since
Fuzzy_Mama_Llama 0
Artificial trees for you from now on, huh?
BunnyDrastic 0
shit IV had that happen it sucks and its kinda ****** weird