Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
By the book
Today, I was fired from my catering job for pointing out the unsafe food conditions. I'm studying food safety in college. FML
My life is average
Today, as a single, 24-year old college graduate working temp jobs outside his field, the only thing I look forward to in my day is what I get to eat for dinner. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Now hiring
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Desperate nan
Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
Today, I started an awesome job with competitive pay. I also found out that the place is closing its doors in June. FML
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trilliamme 0
I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up doing something like this with my new shiny Bachelor's degree, too.
Swan_fml 0
At least you have a job.
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x_eyebrows 0
Hey, it's up to you to find a job! You settled for the hot dog stand job.
rabidhatter 0
Welcome to the world of Art History majors. Next time don't waste your parents money and go directly to flipping burgers (no one I knew in college who was paying their own way was majoring in something that didn't directly translate into a career).
Contra 0
Not an FML. Everyone has to start somewhere.
Stunt_fml 5
1.) A job is a job man. Sometimes we do things we shouldn't just to survive. 2.) As stated, our education system is in the john and it needs to be reformed. This is the reason I went back to school, maybe a Ph.D. will aid me in changing the below average "standards." 3.) Depending on what city you're in, being in a Hot Dog stand might not be all that bad man. Besides, it's a job someone has to do. 4.) Once the baby boomers retire, which they're heading that direction, then things will get better. Don't fret. 5.) No reason to brag about a prestigious University... I went to one too, it's really not that big of a deal, I promise.
SuzE_fml 0
The school doesn't help you find a job after graduation? I'm going to a state school and they're even doing that, but it could just be the sucky economy.
Bobskoo 0
English lit, huh?
lax2319 0
if your university is so prestigious, why can't you even bother to put the name?
sdr_fml 0
Liberal Arts degree hmm?
im_bored 0
Hey it's a start. I think we've all had to work crappy jobs. It'll be a funny story to tell your kids one day =)
kdbattista 0
"#7 - #3 is right. A university education now is what a high school education was to our parents. It's becoming the minimum that you need to find a career. Now it's becoming the standard to have higher education." But that doesn't mean a BA is "worthless", it merely points to the fact that more people now than ever attend college and get a 4 year degree. When supply rises, demand goes down. OP, I know plenty of recent graduates who are interning or working in their field, just keep plugging away.