Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I've been assigned to watch my friend's cat while he's away from home. His cat is 22 years-old and very grumpy. Most of my time has been spent making sure she's not dead, and getting attacked when I accidentally interrupt her naps. I've already got a few scratches. This is gonna be a long few days. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML
Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
That's a little ******* adorable.
Astroman129 7
Put music on & wear headphones. There you go.
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Comments (98)
cdatribe23 0
leave it in your car!! lol jk I hate when cats do that!!!
Tektite 14
Try and snuggle it. If it tears your face off.. "accidently" let it outside and say it ran away. Problem solved. Stop kissing ass and you won't be left in horrible situations.
sourgirl101 29
Kitty was probably just scared being in a different environment. Make sure the cat's in a safe area and close a few doors.
XxThrasherxX 0
Well give it some attention then....
horrorfreak79nj 2
Stick kittie's head in your mouth.
rattusrattus 19
All I can think of is that scene from Scrubs with the guy with the cute kitten stuck in his mouth...
manbearpig7173 0
Lock it in the closet.
cynide 13
meow back? try talking to it! be a cat wisper! meeoooww is "shut the **** up annoying cat, im trying to sleep" in cat language
javierrrrm 12
meow back at your cat ;)
missIrene 6
I hate cats. does a cat really meow that loud?
snickersxx 0
Don't hate on kitties you ass!
blacksswan 10
Cats meow for the following reasons: -change in environment. -hungry. -bored. -need medical attention. Keep them fed, happy and healthy and they'll barely meow unless you got a talkative cat. They usually mind their own business though. They are wonderful. So don't hate on them. You can't hate something or someone unless you have had experience with that someone or something.
rainbo955 0
Even if all those needs are met a cat can still meow whenever it wants, it really depends on the cat. Some are lazy and not a bother to you, others are hyper and loud, others actually sit there and look at you and talk to you (like mine). He will just stare a me and meow, then roll onto his back for me to rub his tummy, then purr. Meowing is perfectly normal, and very cute :).
deviable 9
was it Siamese? but seriously, try playing with it, give it attention, it'll tire out. eventually.