Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I've been assigned to watch my friend's cat while he's away from home. His cat is 22 years-old and very grumpy. Most of my time has been spent making sure she's not dead, and getting attacked when I accidentally interrupt her naps. I've already got a few scratches. This is gonna be a long few days. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML
Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
That's a little ******* adorable.
Astroman129 7
Put music on & wear headphones. There you go.
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daisyloo 7
Listen to music, ear plugs, put the cat in a different room if it isn't already? Lots if solutions:) but still FYL.
clouds7 0
well on the bright side you are on your bosses good side :D
all4pooh 4
There are a load of solutions for your problem m'am :)
heyhihello95 12
It's a cat. surely you can find something to shut it up.
hellokat1 0
Maybe sleeping pills?
rainbo955 0
make sure he has food, water, litter box, a place to sleep and some toys. give him some milk an he will probably stop mewing. maybe he just wants to cuddle.
blacksswan 10
You never give a cat milk unless you want to clean up the runs afterwards.
rainbo955 0
really? that's funny cause I give my cat milk as a treat quite often. never had they had diarrhea. it's it you give it excessive and way to often. -had cats my whole life-
blacksswan 10
99% of cats can't digest milk and mine have had the runs after getting it. you might wanna get a substitute for milk such cat sip. Designed especially for cats who enjoy drinking milk as a treat or regularly (water provided on side) Along with that you even need to be aware of their proper nutrition. How do you know yours don't have the runs as they do it in the litter box and cover it up. Do you literally go in there and check what their stool looks like? I had to, to make sure even as a treat it is not upsetting them. What I found was not pretty. -Cats have been in our families for a long time, and I have been raising my own for almost all my life-
rainbo955 0
yes actually I do scoop their box and make sure there stool is looking healthy. it is a fact powdered cat substitute milk won't give them diarrhea like cows milk can, but it also has lots of preservatives and extracts in it making it not so healthy. as long as cows milk is given in moderation, there is nothing wrong with it. -raised/bred and born with cats my entire life, and my family owns a vet clinic.-
tamm0r 0
That's what you get for cat-sitting. YDI!!!
Glitterhinoceros 14
Dogs > cats, anyway
snickersxx 0
No, actually cats>dogs you mofo.
rainbo955 0
No actually, penguins > dogs dogs > elephants so, penguins > cats.
Madelinexo 6
Tape!
Madelinexo 6
Tape!
j_cat187 20
brick!
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
No.
Ashurii328 0
Poor baby. Cats done like change in their environment. Poor kitty probably thinks they have been abandoned. :(
DocBastard 40
You lost one whole night of sleep while getting on your boss' good side. Poor ******* baby.
livin_plur 0
your comments are becoming more and more like the crap we usually see on this site, consider me disappointed...