Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, it's been two months since I started dating a woman I met at work after she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her. She confessed to me she only looked through his phone to find evidence so she wouldn’t feel bad for liking me. I was happy as can be for two months. Now she’s now going back to her ex. We all see each other every Sunday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
Today, the guy I have been going out with for six months cheated on me with the only girl I hate the most in the world. That girl ruined my previous relationship too. FML
Today, after a year and a half of being with who I thought was the love of my life, we broke up. It was mutual, and even though they emotionally cheated in the beginning, hiding messages, and lying to me about things, I feel like a failure for not making it work. FML
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yardsgreen 0
See... that's exactly why he figured it'd be okay to cheat on you in the first place. You deserve whatever you get from this.
palmtrees 1
Not an FML... more like F the life of the boyfriend that you're cheating on. And yeah, if he'll cheat WITH you, he'll cheat ON you.
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Comments (252)
Sparkiee93 3
Why are you with that other person if you just want to be with Mister cheater chode? If you guys want to be together so much but both your freaking legs are spring loaded so that they pop open every ten minutes why don't you both just get into an open relationship? I can't ******* understand why people just can't be direct with one another, always with the backstabbing sluttyness, lying, and saying one thing when you mean another. Stupid ******. >
Nirah_fml 18
******* *****. If you still wanna be with your ex (which seems stupid to me but to each his own) at least have the decency to break up with your new person instead being a disgusting sleaze-ball and sleeping around on your boyfriend, not to mention putting him at serious risk for disease considering you have NO idea where your ex has been/is going. You have just made yourself as bad as your ex! You should come clean with your new boyfriend and let him find somebody worth spending his time with. You deserved to get cheated on if you're a cheater yourself!
Gleeful 0
That's not an FML. That's you being effing retarded. Good job.
cherry_blossom 0
Wow. Dumb. This isn't an FML or a YDI. It's an NOC - no one cares.
silentmusic 0
so let me get this straight. you brok up with this guy, and started dating someone else. and now you guys are cheating together behind your new partners backs? is all of idaho this crazy?
thomasMiami 0
this isn't an FML, but then, being an idiot you wouldn't know that.
purple91 8
Ah just cut him out of your life already. I've been in the same situation except I didn't have a new significant other I was cheating on. Once a cheat, always a cheat.
deoxylophone 0
Uh... not an FML. F the lives of the people you're cheating on.
Zanozo 0
It's not really an FML. But I sympathize, I did the exact same thing once.
myfriend_youfail 3
How the HELL is this an FML? It's not! It's an "I'm a little **** who can't be troubled to cut all emotionally invested parties free of my slaggish self before spreading my legs again". F your new boyfriend's life, and F your ex's new girlfriend's life. They're the ones who have the right to complain. Your life isn't ******....you're ******, missy. Try keeping your legs SHUT, yeah?