Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said, "See you in Kansas." FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
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Top comments
airhead2015 18
Trampolines tend to enjoy flying whenever there's a heavy storm.
thejzabs 25
At least your trampoline is famous!
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Comments (126)
onorexveritas 24
I hope everyone was okay. BTW, the screen name you chose is genius.
AutumnHerondale 14
Been there, done that. I'm sorry, I cried for days :(
wvcheesehead 13
And all of the muchkins now had something to play on.
noobienick 19
Guess your trampoline decided to bounce.
noobienick 19
I don't think the last sentence was required.
_G0D_ 9
Freedom!
makitokito 14
Crap. After the tornado weather here I better go check my trampoline. Ive had that happen before but with winds from a hurricane. Fortunately the shed stopped it from getting far. Not so fortunate for the shed though...
BrotherPhil 35
That reminds me of the big storm of 87. The sides and roof of a storage shed at my school blew away, leaving the contents neatly stacked on the base.
eman577 4
you should be happy you still jave your house
nicole1255 9
I like how you're only worried about your trampoline. Lol.
EnderWolf1013 9
this is actually funny but it must suck. hope you find a new one thats good and cheap!