Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
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AlaskanG 27
Happens every year up here in Alaska. It's a huge pain in the ass.
JaciMae13 9
Same thing happened to me in Michigan! My dog ran through the muddy poop mixture....gotta love them anyways!
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Comments (56)
RANDALL4801 11
dude that happened with me too lol
Libbiey 6
Soo pick it up when they're done pooping..? They have to shit out in the freezing cold, you can take the time to clean it up when they're done. Problem solved.
Nobinx 15
why do you let yor dog poop in your yard? dont you take him for walks? you have to pick up the poo anyway.
millsjoshua949 12
I have a dog so I know how quickly dog poop decomposes. So this really isn't a big problem. ydi
wrenavery90 12
Why does this surprise you. Obviously you're the one who puts the dog out.