Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, as I was driving to a conference two hours away, a giant piece of ice fell off a truck and did severe damage to my car's hood and busted the front light. The car was a few months old with around 5000 miles on it. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
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trigunesq 0
um im just wonderin how something can fly off a hood, curve into the window, curve even more into an eye
Shadic 0
..Snow got in one eye and you drove your car into a snowbank? Are you a cyclops or a shitty driver? I'm assuming the second.
TehGreatOne 0
Obviously you didn't clean 'the car'. Last time I checked, the hood was attached to the rest of the car. Next time, clean your car off properly.
caltain 0
I guess that "cleaned off the snow and ice" means except the windows and hood. Moron.
ooshrooms 1
OP is the type of person who doesn't clean off the roof of the car, so any car behind is blinded by loose snow or whacked by chunks of ice. Very few FMLs are more deserved than this one. Clean off your whole car, jerk.
scarletlily_fml 3
Y totally DI. I hate the morons around here who clean off just their hood, but not the top. CLEAN OFF YOUR WHOLE DAMN CAR! God, it takes, what, 10 minutes to clear the roof of snow? Lazy jackass.
shadowPlayer 6
Clean off you hood YDI. how do you expect to see with that blowing up?
skyeyez9 25
I remember one winter it snowed about 6-8 inches. As I was driving to school, I saw a person pass me in the opposite lane: She only cleaned off a tiny porthole in her windshield and had her face up close so she could look out of the tiny opening she cleared off to drive. The rest of her car was covered in snow, even the rear windshield. I wish I had a camera with me then.
NekoHakase 0
Probably should have cleaned the snow and ice off your car a little more thoroughly before going out!
stevenmx86 8
It's law in most places that you have to clean all of the ice and snow from your car before moving it.. Ydi..