Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML
Today, at around 11 p.m., the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML
Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
rattusrattus 19
Excessively paranoid neighbours, never a good thing.
sandinthewaves 5
Lol, those people watch too much tv.
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KellyPeterson92 10
Haha I would ask them where their evidence was and their warrant and politely shut the door. There's no way I'd let a cop even in the door with a silly accusation like that!
outoftown 27
OP, now you know not to point lasers at neighbors and police -- or airplanes, either, for that matter.
NigerianMedicine 11
Welcome to my reality. The police in my town confiscated a friend's slingshot a few years back. They called it "the seizure of an undocumented lethal weapon". Honestly, police officers have too much time on their hands.
Redtick 9
YDI for not owning guns. What's the matter with you?
calipilot227 16
I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!
Metallica36176 16
Because that wasnt obvious....*sarcasm* really? Yup, when I point a gun at someone I want to make sure to let them know and freak them out real well. Really? that was their first guess?? Point the laser in their yard and see if they're stupid enough to chase it.
adelaz 0
That what u get for having Asian neighbors
darianhuba 8
This happend to me a while back. Apparently one of the people driving thought I was a sniper and has a flashback of when he was in the army.
Metallica36176 16
You know, flashbacks I can almost understand but these idiots? Sorry that happened to you. :/
PedroTall 0
Irá timé for ARMY man to retraimiento . Or Getafe a new lige.LIFE
AholeCop 11
The police need your permission to search your house without a warrant? Couldn't you have just shown them the pointer, and explained what happened? For what its worth, your "paranoid" neighbors are the same neighbors who will call the police when you stop getting your mail, or when suspicious people are around your neighborhood. Think of them as a blessing and a curse.
militarybrat 21
"Oh yes officer see? It was just this laser pointer" then having guns with lasers in another room. That is why they needed to search. Be like House. "Everyone lies" :) yes they needed a warrant
eneshe 1
suppose you live in USA.. O.o its sad, when neighbours dont know each other
greeneye_fml 12
Obviously you've never had a paranoid dipshit neighbor you wish you didn't know.