Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Heartless
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
It's all too much
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
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Lumenoire 0
...Must've been the same lady who gave the pizza guy a 1 cent tip..
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evilmonkeysrock 0
its not even a funny joke ******
hateevryone 15
have a little more sympathy. the lady is dead. dang!
Keirakun 0
How about you go to the damn funeral, THEN we will see how much you care about the money.
agummere796 0
you selfish SOB
MxRusko 0
wait wait wait. she DIED, and you care abot the $25 you wanted?
greg84_fml 21
I see what u did there, made up an amount to sound all righteous. How about this, she died and now my kids will go homeless and hungry because that was the her pay check for the month.
zeon492 13
That's an awful thing to say, you should be ashamed of yourself...
evilmonkeysrock 0
its not even a funny joke you fucktard
alexd375 2
you selfish kyke
thebluewizard 14
If it had been chores you had been doing for over a year, that would kind of suck... but ... REALLY? REALLY? I hope her descendants come slap you in the face and then some.
taytay84 0
Someone is selfish..
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
More like someone has rent to pay.