Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Heartless
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
It's all too much
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
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Lumenoire 0
...Must've been the same lady who gave the pizza guy a 1 cent tip..
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bballforward33 10
you are such a douchebag
jackien1 6
AHAHAHAHAH. HILARIOUS. I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW SELFISH YOU WERE.
gardianlh24 0
This is the wrong time to joke. My great grandmother just passed away in December and I definitely don't like people jokin about the dead.
TheCube 6
I was thinking "FYL" until I read about the money. Selfish bastard.
himoonkey 8
she for died?
himoonkey 8
she for died?
himoonkey 8
she for died?
spec2662 0
I would like to know how the op is shallow? The lady is dead and there is nothing they can do about it. However the op still is alive and needs to pay their bills and eat. What if they were depending on the payment to buy groceries or pay their rent?
greg84_fml 21
Thank you 53!!! Sure, it sucks that the lady died, but I'm sure the OP needed the money seeing how he took the job. I would like to see any of you not get paid at your jobs and than see who doesn't bitch.
obsydian_fml 3
Yes. I know, it's sad the lady died, I'd be upset too. However this was also this persons job, and they probably needed the money. how do we know that this was THE first thought to cross their mind, just because the FMLs are formatted to include today?
LKadrian 0
I bet you the op was going to buy tampons
kristylew03 1
Wow. Heartless bitch. With an attitude like that nobody will be around to take care of you when you get old.
jessluvezsam 0
omg! for real? thats all ur worried about?! that's so selfish!