sadcapri96
United States
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Heartless
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
person
United States
Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
paid to scoop ice cream not nana-sit
Fall River, United States
Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML
duped
Pakistan
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
It's all too much
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
FMarinasL
United States
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
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Lumenoire 0
...Must've been the same lady who gave the pizza guy a 1 cent tip..
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ArielTheMermaid 17
wow dude.....
Jon_P_94 0
all u care about is the money....smh
GETBIGR 4
u ain't gonna kick nobody's ass. but u r a bad ass writer! seriously tuff! u should go play in traffic.
coltsrock37 15
you are the most selfish jackass I know
meredithxjane 0
clean it up duhhhhhhhhh
perdix 31
It was part of her dastardly master plan! Run up a huge debt for sweet errand-running services and then drop dead just to avoid paying the bill. Genius! Those old people are crafty. "I've fallen and I can't get up." Then, as you bend down to help them, they bash you in the head and steal your shit. Be forewarned!
jasonrn1990 0
she/he never said that's all they cared about. It's like all of you put there who have jobs and have bills, kids to feed and what not; all of a sudden you don't get paid? yeah, life is a bitch at that point. especially if you're living pay-check to pay-check. the person might of just meant FML because she has to bring it up to someone, and the only people to bring it up to is the grieving family. y'all should think things out more before blindly insulting people.
JokerJohn7 0
shut the **** up you whiny douchebag YDI all
shandollydorisxx 0
your disgusting a woman has just died for goodness sake!
fmlloljk 0
you ungrateful, shallow dick.