Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Heartless
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Nice try
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
It's all too much
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
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Lumenoire 0
...Must've been the same lady who gave the pizza guy a 1 cent tip..
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bigboston 0
someone died and you care about money that's pathetic
ChelseaRaeS 7
Selfish much! Do you care that she's dead??
beeeeeeetch 0
I hope she disturbs you in your sleep, then you'll have a real FML to write.
iBeast101 5
wow this isn't really a FML. you should be glad that wasn't you dead.
iluvpink10 0
this should be an FML on how shallow u are!!
sheethapins 13
Karma's a bitch op.
sadcapri96 0
To all the people who want stop talking about me thr woman made racial slurs and called me a bitch everyday and i was nothing but polite. I need to pay student loans **** off.
lightburns 10
Well done for defending yourself, OP. These people are making huge assumptions. Fact of the matter is, you did a job and didn't get paid. That's an FML. Double FML if she was racist and called you names, just for strangers to judge you for caring about being paid to endure said name-calling!
sanchez43 0
your a dick is that really all you cared about
AbNorMal_KarizMa 0
i swear i lose IQ points reading fml comments... he was doing a job and didnt get paid for it irreguardless of why his pay was not recieved does not matter. He is not implying that hes angry about it but rather expressing the situation he was in. Dont say your going to kick his ass all you keyboard warriors, stop being retarded and make sure you understand the OP before you post shit...
fyriwolf666 8
I completely agree. Everyone's bashing the OP for being a selfish jerk, but it's perfectly reasonable to expect to get paid. I imagine taking care of an elderly person isn't the easiest job. Thumbs up for having common sense.
Laby_fml 9
You made her life easier. You were paid with the satisfaction of being a good person to an elder.