Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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DDDDana 0
Why the heck was your window open if there was snow on the ground??
FuckYourLife1984 0
If it is cold enough to snow, why is your window open?
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Comments (54)
christinedoo 0
#30 - word. stop making shit up!
Seegtease 0
I open my window all the time in snowy winter. My computer heats this room up to an inferno, no joke. I need better cooling on it. I don't know why it's so hard for some people to believe that somebody may actually open their window in the winter! Gasp! Some people don't actually have to bundle up when the temp drops below 60 degrees in the house, and actually prefer the cold!
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
lol #30, you post that after a tonne of people have already said they do the same thing. way to go.
hardcore_fml 0
This is stupid. Hear a snowblower, close your window. It's not their responsibility to see if your window is open. They are only responsible if something were to break your window resulting in property damage.
trayofmuffins 0
Why were they blowing it on the buildings? What noobs.
dailydaisies 0
brrr
were_giraffe 2
Sucks but... it's not their fault either. I'm sure it never occurred to them that someone would have the window open during the winter...
badgerman 0
Your a jackass for having your window open while it's snowing
yourmomlol 0
If you were in there, then it's your fault for not shutting the window when you heard the snowblower. If you weren't in there it's still your fault for not shutting your window when you left the room. Way to waste electricity. Buy a fan if you can't be bothered to shut your window in inclement weather. If your parents have homeowner's insurance you should be covered for insurance in your dorm. It would probably be worth looking into to see if your things would be covered. There's a good chance it wouldn't be though, since it seems to have been your fault. All the guys doing the snowblowing have to worry about is the actual snowblowers. It's not their responsibility to check for dumbasses in the dorms.
Plaps 0
My girlfriend lived in the dorms - you had to leave the windows open in the dorm, in the winter time. If you closed them, you'd have to open them, and then leave and return an hour or so later because the room was so unbearably hot.