Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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Mistress_Puppy 0
Now you know that not only is he a liar but he's broke. xDD
blazerbum 0
#2 You have NO idea why she dated him. Maybe they were dating for a week when he told her that. Don't just assume that's the reason she's dating him.
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Comments (95)
jabbaundead 0
I'm sorry but LOL. that must have been so awkward.. I hope you dumped him.
DontGuessMyName 5
Not SO fast. At least talk to him about it first. There is still that small possibility that there is an explanation.
Epickitty58 29
He lied. He should've been honest, like any person should've. That's the explanation.
Yunie_fml 0
It's sad how people feel the need to make up stuff about their lives to make things sound better than it is. Sooner or later... you're gonna get busted. No matter what. A word of advice - go for guys who at least have a little bit more self-respect and common sense.
AliSama 17
he may like the food at wendy;s. You don't need to go to fine dining every day. Plus, variety is the reason for living, if you do the same things over and over and over you can go mad.
kikomiko 0
Hey, Wendy's IS a high end restaurant!
lemon_squeezy 0
agreed with #14 but i really do hope you dumped him that was probably humiliating for him!
NorfolkDude 2
Maybe he owns that Wendy's? I mean you just said he handed you the order through the drive thru, that doesn't mean he's the minimum wage worker there. I know one person who owns a pizza chain, and he works there dressing up like everyone else, you wouldn't think he's the owner of three of them.
dk2008 3
Maybe he gets bored at his high-end restaurant and works at some cheap place for fun
Ryu148 0
#16, thats what I thought, but Wendy's still isn't what you might call high-end. Unless you're that crazy chick who likes the dollar store because "you don't have to get all dressed up like you're going to Wal-Mart". Then Wendy's might be high-end for you. (pic here: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/BlackFridayRuler/walmart.jpg)
amelinat 0
I'm not surprised that he lied about working in fast food, no one should be judged based on their jobs or economic status.
lamarr 0
i'd ask him to hook me up with extra chicken fingers, hellz yeaaaah!