Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I finally got to meet the new Director of my department. She was my intern eight years ago, the one I declined to recommend for a full time position due to interpersonal conflicts. She knows. FML
Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
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Jimboom 12
The only way your ever going to put that torment behind you is to be the bigger person and just do your job. Don't be nice or social with her. Just be professional and curt. If that pisses her off so she makes a big scene well thats all the sweeter. ;-) And if she continues to torment you then hello HR complaint time.
singer4life666 0
Why don't you be polite and see how she responds. If she's a bitch still, then just punch her in the throat. Simple.
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Skorpack 0
Your hot
artcwolfman 0
lemi see some chocolate thunder!!!!
dom9228 0
whoop her ass!
lovemekrazy 0
make her rice
JumpMaster 0
Nine years? WTH? Were you married to her?
momentum 0
24: it's called a ridiculously small elementary school.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Establish your dominance from the get-go with a swift roundhouse kick to her ovaries. When she's writhing in pain, stick your thumbs in her eyes and force them in until blood runs out. I'd give you a list of YDIs, but I'm trying to fight the compulsion. I'm sure at least one of the wannabes in my army of imitators will fill in the gaps.
roflinyourwaffle 0
hi, i'm roflinyourwaffle and i'm your substitute troll: YDI for having a part-time job. YDI for being tormented by another woman for NINE years. YDI for sucking ass at communication. YDI for not being mature enough to handle such situations professionally. YDI for having a life which is able to be tormented. YDI ESPECIALLY for not wearing a 16 inch strap-on with which you will vaginally ravage her during the entire period of your collaboration.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
roflinyourwaffle: I hope you meant for her to pound her unicorn-style.
roflinyourwaffle 0
putting the strap-on on the head? of course. oh and also, i see what you did there.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
you were watching?!
boredatwork11 2
Grow up.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No. YOU grow up.
beancoinc 0
guess your going to be the bitch in this relationship so ne prepared to bring her coffee each morning & smile!
RyNo24 4
go down on her! she will like you a lot more after!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
And when you do, be sure to send the vid to everyone on FML so we can share in the joy of your reconciliation. And ***********.
lickmyjock 0
and queefing. I could watch queefing videos all day.
gbeezy09 0
that blows