Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I invited my mom over for lunch so we could discuss how she broke my trust while she last babysat for me, and that as a result she won’t be babysitting for a little while. She then yelled at me and told me I was being disrespectful and dramatic. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML
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CO_Dorvanski 5
just restore from the recycle bin...
CateXOX 0
You shouldn't have left your laptop and babysitee unattended. It's your responsibility to watch what she's doing.
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Comments (166)
itsNicoleyo 2
wth, that little girl deserves to be taught a lesson -.- pampered lttle brat.
FAYUL12345100 3
I think that stuffed animal should have an *ahem* unfortunate accident.
PrimeStarscream 30
I hope you told her mother. Destroy the stuffed animal. Little brat might learn something.
malvarswag 0
Lol bitch
bfaikey 9
How about password protecting your laptop? And since when did the parent give YOU the right to punish their child?
PixelNoob 11
Umm, when they put her in charge for the night, perhaps? Or is the babysitter supposed to just sit in the corner letting a bratty child do whatever she feels like? I'll admit, I don't have much experience with babysitting, but I'm pretty damn sure a babysitter is supposed to have authority...
Celesteial 2
You know what I would have done if the to her stuffed animal? I would have covered it with nailpolish, added a few drops of bleach, then cut it up a bit. I would have told the parents it was the girls that did it. To mean? Then I would have just covered it with bleach:)
Chelseam2 4
That kid is EVIL. A stuffed animal is of little importance when compared to pictures like that. Check the recycle bin. Rip the stuffed animal into pieces.
bzofcin12 0
WHAT I BITCH!!!!!!! Ya but just recover the photos and never leave ur laptop logged in I mean really come on
Rickilynn1 10
Restore them from the recycle bin ?
funnynesh 10
Revenge is sweet…