Today, the girl I've liked for over a year, broke up with me after just 2 weeks of dating, all because I'm a better pianist then her. I've been playing since I was 8. She's been playing for 6 months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me. All because I’m thinking of moving to the UK next year to study, and apparently, a girl he’s been thinking about for a week is a better option. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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Top comments
Rich531 21
I know this isn't what you want to hear, but it's better that this happened early on. Now you can avoid devoting so much time to someone who would let a good thing go over something so childish.
Moerighan 23
If she is that shallow, you're probably better off.
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Comments (43)
Gladriele 3
I think she was looking for a reason.....sorry dude :(
sparkledoge 29
Sounds like you also have more functional brain cells than her from my point of view.
BigRed66 3
Wow what a shtty person she is dodged that one
sweetjenn 8
That isn't why she broke up with you and if it is, she's crazy. You're better off without someone like that
colo16_fml 10
You don't want her.
KickAss73 12
Than*
xslimxjimmyx 0
She sounds like a real piece o' sh*t. F*ck her life.
HappyPickles 11
You dodged a bullet there. Celebrate by playing some Shostakovich...
allherenotthere 4
Probably dodged a bullet there OP, crushes are nice and all but your initial attraction to someone has almost no bearing on the way a relationship will actually turn out.
juliamtz93 8
That's childish you don't want someone like that, Your better off