Today, the family I live with decided that beer is a more important purchase than the things we need, such as detergent, soap, and toilet paper, just to name a few things. Apparently, paper towels should suffice. FML
alyssuhh526 tells us more.
I appreciate you guy's concerns, but really I am fine. I do live with a foster family and they are the sweetest. I'm not in danger or anything of that nature. They give me clean clothes and a comfy bed to sleep in, and three meals a day. I turn 16 in a few weeks so I'll be getting a job at a local grocery. And no they are not "rednecks," they are just great Mid Westerners. It was nothing worth getting anyone in trouble about. Again, thanks guys!
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popaacxx 10
It's funny how OP replies saying how everything is fine and dandy, but their original post made the people s/he was living with seem like bad people. Someone who rather spend money alcohol instead of necessities for the house does not seem pretty 'good' to me.
xlord 27
Maybe if you drink enough beer the paper towels will look like toilet paper?
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Comments (95)
dawnimus 21
What's furnishing soap?
Jenn50 19
Near as I can tell, it's what we might call furniture polish, or maybe Murphy's Oil?
buckdharma 38
15- That's how you say furniture soap when you've had one too many beers.
annie_nk 23
I didn't know furniture polish is as important as toilet paper.
rugby_lover09 13
It is probably furniture polish. Who polishes furniture anymore?
ThePaul007 14
Oh. That really sucks.
graffitied_love 20
Goodness that's awful! Things are going to get stinky with the lack of soap D:
carecow 16
Seems pretty white trash if it's true, sorry OP.
hawkislayer 2
Who needs soap when you got a sprinkler.
babeababe 16
"The family you live with"? Are you in foster care? Or why do you live with these people? Because I'd think if you're in foster care you could tell your case worker, and they could figure something else out.
purebliss_fml 19
I hope it's not the really cheap brand of paper towel that feels like sandpaper. Wiping will not be pleasant...
PenguinBitch 44
I hope those paper towels are at least a Bounty brand, not cheap ass ones that rip easily and well, you don't want that to happen.
annie_nk 23
I like to picture your words "cheap ass" as a pun.
TKay916 15
Beer belly ftw
joea21 21
Look on the bright side.... You have beer
Wakachulak 22
OP, I'm with your family 100%