Today, the family I live with decided that beer is a more important purchase than the things we need, such as detergent, soap, and toilet paper, just to name a few things. Apparently, paper towels should suffice. FML
alyssuhh526 tells us more.
I appreciate you guy's concerns, but really I am fine. I do live with a foster family and they are the sweetest. I'm not in danger or anything of that nature. They give me clean clothes and a comfy bed to sleep in, and three meals a day. I turn 16 in a few weeks so I'll be getting a job at a local grocery. And no they are not "rednecks," they are just great Mid Westerners. It was nothing worth getting anyone in trouble about. Again, thanks guys!
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
popaacxx 10
It's funny how OP replies saying how everything is fine and dandy, but their original post made the people s/he was living with seem like bad people. Someone who rather spend money alcohol instead of necessities for the house does not seem pretty 'good' to me.
xlord 27
Maybe if you drink enough beer the paper towels will look like toilet paper?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (95)
Chevrille 8
Flush the towels and when their toilet breaks just be like. welp.
Fmlano 16
What kind of toilet breaks after flushing paper towels?
graceinsheepwear 34
Lots of toilets and systems can't handle paper towels. Older homes, septic systems. Paper towels are made specifically to not break down when wet versus tp which is made to disintegrate quickly.
SweetasCandy0609 28
sounds like your family has their priorities in order.
emuexport 4
Beer is far more important, harden up princess:)
NakedPixels 15
Sounds like my family. I suddenly feel less alone in the world.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Wow, FYL Whomever you are staying with sucks balls.
jw90 18
Sounds like my uncle's family.
SuperDanielNL 23
That is a rather unhealthy environment to live in, sit your folks down for a lengthy and unfomfortable talk I'd guess.
lifeofpie25 16
may be they should hav butt plugs too
bosox29 14
I say get a part time job (if you are old enough) and buy your own things and hide them so you will have them when you need them. Problem solved....
SolarFlare 20
At least you've beer... not funny! no doubt FYL!