Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
Today, my guidance counselor told me that I did a really good job playing someone who was really airheaded in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airhead, the director told me that I got cast for the part because the character I was playing was "just like me". FML
Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to show us an example of the type of shoes we would be wearing in the show. She brings in a pair of hideous black combat boots, and I remark how ugly they are. They're her own favorite boots. I had to carpool with her after rehearsal. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, after two months of rehearsals, an actor in my theater company decided he was unhappy with the role I gave him, so he refuses to perform. We open tonight. FML
Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
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tearose23 0
what play are you doing?! sounds like you're doing Rocky Horror. if you're playing Dr.Frank-n-furter, take it as a complement.
Liz23Ilia 0
I agree with #1, if you're doing rocky horror and you're Dr. Frank N. Furter, it is probably the best compliment ever that he thinks you've got the guts to be him. Now let's do the time warp!
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Comments (115)
roachspray 0
And if this bothers you, maybe you shouldn't be acting.
roflcopter1 0
hahahah the most epic fail/win ever!!!!
Dichoscillation 1
Someone has to be the trans *****. I can't do drag ALL the time, you know! No, but seriously, as a guy who crossdresses about half the time and sells, I think I'd do a good job as the character. Unless they couldn't tell I was actually a guy... that happens sometimes.
SilentGround 0
if you are doing rocky horror, be proud.
lolwhat_fml 0
maybe he ran out of people to pick ... * key word: TRIED
luckyyyme 0
As every else has said if it is Frank-n-Furter it is a complete honor. Why audition for Rocky Horror if you don't want to play Frank-n-Furter???
christie_fml 0
Oh my god, if ur Angel from RENT, its a compliment! I LOVE her! Shes so creative and awesome! Haha. IF you're Angel.
babz092 0
Hahah I feel your pain. My freshman year of high school I got casted in Cinderella with the only line "I wish I didn't like to eat". As I said it I had to hold up a turkey leg.
1073kat 0
everyone on this site takes everything so literal. these fml's are getting boring.. theyre like bad punch lines. he obviously didn't mean it like that, get over it, its gonna be fun to play that part.
andy45 0
yeah that really sounds like rocky horror thats great then still funny that he basically called you a transvestite *****