Today, the car across the street has been broken into so many times that my parrot has started to mimic its car alarm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
Today, my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months. He now enjoys sounding like a fire alarm anytime I turn the lights off with the other bird joining in. They live in my room. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
Today, my parrot learned how to imitate my baby's crying. Now, every time the baby cries, the parrot joins in, and it sounds like a chorus of screaming. FML
Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
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Top comments
drayloon 50
Pollywannasaferneighborhood, squawk!
TheAspieDork 27
Move to a new neighborhood if possible
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Comments (34)
OrganicSistah 17
Lol that's funny.
ekim300 26
Hey at least it wasn't your car. F your neighbor's life.
Gearhead789 6
Get out of the ghetto then.
prdctnln 10
How about you get off your high horse?
KayleeFrye 39
Car alarms are the worst. Half the time they go off because a stray cat brushes up against the car. Half the time no one even cares if an alarm goes off. They get annoyed, but that's pretty much it.
Zarcissa 34
Reminds me of the time when a car alarm went off because I walked by the car a bit too close. That car had problems with its alarm going off at any given time, usually in the night for no reason...
Lalala579121 28
33 - Aliens.
Roskosity 22
F their life. That sucks.
deaddonkey 15
I really want to hear this bird mimic the alarm and see how close it sounds to the real alarm
Colon_Man 17
You should break into that car and lie in wait for any thieves.
Red332333 1
your fault for having a parrot... idiot?
GruesomeUrchin7 10
That's awesome
LifeTrolls 16
On the bright side-it's not your car!!!