Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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Top comments
Riceball__o3o 15
At least talk to each other via skype or something before telling him you love him. Afterall, catfishing is pretty common nowadays.
uchua 16
Well it sucks that you're a pedophile... but what's your steady employment got to do with it?
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Comments (92)
MagnusDeus 24
5 more years and he's yours!
MommaSchmidt 14
at least it won't be terrible in 10 years?
trucker2 33
Put on the Brakes, or just drive yourself too the jail. Sorry, he lied...don't be so gullible next time
trucker2 33
That's like middle school, what could he possibly be saying to make you loose your sense of reality at his age
RawrItsJulie 7
I don't really have any sympathy. You know that Skype is a thing right? You pretty much let yourself be catfished.
DerpAngel 8
Can never be too cautious on the Internet. Anyone can anything on it?
RawrItsJulie 7
I don't really have any sympathy. You know that Skype is a thing right? You pretty much let yourself be catfished.
laden_swallow09 35
If he cannot write higher than an eighth grade reading level, just leave. Worked for me.
Claire__Kennedy 20
You should "confess" your not really a girl and send him a picture of your dad and say your so glad that you don't have to hide anything from each other anymore?
TheDevilsDevices 15
Trust NO ONE on the Internet! EVER.
False_Stupidity 42
But your on the Internet, therefore we should not trust you or your advice to trust no one. Which means that we actually should trust Internet people which makes your advice ok......... *gets caught in an infinite loop of logic and explodes*