Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
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Top comments
Tasanasanta 0
What a douche! Why wouldn't you turn around? Not like you hear a whistle everyday, if you hear it then something's going down andyou wanna see what't up.
amerwin 3
haha.. that's like when you wave to someone you think is waving at you only to realize they are waving to the more attractive person behind you. It's unfortunate.
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Comments (161)
liquidjose 0
that's grimey as ****
stevenmx86 8
I don't think we have the whole story...op probably glared at the whistler or seemed angry
DerFuhrer33 0
it's not really an fml. I had a girl at my school aim with me. we clicked online and when it was time to meet in person, she looked at me and then walked away. now fmylife
ihateIRAQ 0
lol sucks for op, but hey...if shit like this didn't happen,we wouldn't have FML....and op should have hit him in his throat
skyeyez9 25
He could have whistled at nobody in particular, just so he could say that to anybody who turned around. He sounds like a douchebag.
theonlysweetpea 10
I would have said " I could look like Bigfoot and get whistled at by a much better looking guy." or "You seriously don't think you matter, do you?" What a jackass! >(
Pooper_T_fml 0
And I would say, " COULD look like bigfoot? You ARE bigfoot." That's what's up.
aback 5
You ask him, "Oh, it was meant for you, Princess? Excuse me."
like_its_ya_bday 0
lol I would do that to someone :)
Loveheart 0
Pmsl, Ugly ******
yeahreally 6
what a rude ass ************. *head shake* people these days. brush it off youll be okay.