Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
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Top comments
Tasanasanta 0
What a douche! Why wouldn't you turn around? Not like you hear a whistle everyday, if you hear it then something's going down andyou wanna see what't up.
amerwin 3
haha.. that's like when you wave to someone you think is waving at you only to realize they are waving to the more attractive person behind you. It's unfortunate.
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Comments (161)
mintcar 10
So? Just get over it. If it makes you feel better, I don't get whistled at either OP.
Niaa_fml 0
I'm not surprised.
TheShard1994 5
Hahahahahah WIN ! X'D
Sarah__Louise 0
mean!
hawtstuff92 0
.... i can see why.
kaylovely 0
I bet you were saying that in hopes that someone would say, "no! you're beautiful." but unfortunately this is the Internet and nobody likes a compliment fisher,even if you are pretty
anorexicbarbie 8
Why is it that no one defends this chick that probably wasn't even fishing for compliments but a girl with her **** hanging out gets everyone to defend her? Weird.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#127 Not everyone that gets their appearance defended on here has their **** hanging out. But yeah, I get your point. #34 (mintcar) is obviously attractive, and bashing someone's appearance is rude and childish regardless...
hawtstuff92 0
that's happened to me before. would you guys whistle for meeee??(look at pic)
MetalFish 0
yeah, I especially like the Copyright Watermark! hot.
SaintE_fml 0
whistles at 36, will you whistle back
SaintE_fml 0
whistles
SaintE_fml 0
whistles
hawtstuff92 0
I'll whistle at 72, but honestly 73, I can't whistle at you. sorry :/
SaintE_fml 0
whistles
SaintE_fml 0
really
hawtstuff92 0
actually at second glance you're really hot, *whistle*
hawtstuff92 0
besides you're 26, older guys are haaaaaaawt. do you like my new look? I got plastic surgery
honestlove11 0
you're a loser, and fake! oh?! my last pic wasn't fake or anything! I just got plastic surgery so that's why I look completely different! puhlease. I'm not that dumb. sorry I'm a bitch but really?
TheShard1994 5
hahhaha u first didn't notice the watermark and now got a completely different pic? u fail so hard x'D
honestlove11 0
aha right?! she's so dumb.
TheShard1994 5
probably a HE. Mostly lonely guys on here try to get attention by acting like a hot girl. sickening.
hawtstuff92 0
whatever, losers. by the way 145- what are you, 12? holding a fake mustache in your pic? wow, you're sooooo cool.
premier_39 0
what an ass
6ixtynin9 2
LOL...i find that funny
candace1988 0
Next time it happens say.. I just wanted to see the pathetic dog that had to make such a loud noise to get anyone's attention.
chippa 24
Lol, "Next time." 'Cause it seems like something that will happen a lot. x)
qtips402 7
haha thats like the best fml i saw so far xD
Pooper_T_fml 0
*I've seen. Just sayin.
qtips402 7
thx :] ill try to remember it
Pooper_T_fml 0
Haha, you thought you were attractive. You were wrong. :x
Volcom722 2
Very wrong, ha.
movielove 2
haha I'm sorry I don't think this FML is funny but your comment was :p
Mclovin_95 0
haha ahh thats ****** up..just get over it xD
Xxt0xicXx66 0
ouchh. a witty comeback would have came in handy lol
theprey 0
your reply should have been: "sorry I though I heard a douche and I was right".