kids next door
Mount Holly, United States
Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
agstone
Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML
ThatGirl
United States
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What have you done?
Today, my son dropped a firecracker in my flour storage bin, probably thinking the pop would make flour go everywhere. I guess he’s never heard of a dust explosion because what he actually did was set fire to the flour, causing such a violent shockwave it blew the kitchen window out of the wall. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
TooNoisy4Me
Bellerose, United States
Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
Spooked
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Isoldael
Netherlands
Sneaky
Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
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DocBastard 40
Apparently that's a federal offense, and it cannot be tolerated! Get a security camera and catch them red handed. Then beat the shit out of them.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I guess it's time to buy a metal mailbox perhaps? Or stalk them. That usually works.
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Comments (90)
vandeele 8
Probably some spoiled little ***** fed from silver spoons their entire life... Get those little bastards back by scaring the shit out of them by telling them how they got on this earth in the first place. That'll scare them enough. ;)
worldclassrager 41
You might be better off getting a box at the county post office...they can't do anything about that...
IAmMe204 25
You've gotten three mailboxes in a week?
Chris93Jones 20
or a air soft gun, I'm just saying...
16_Anonymous_16 8
OMG it sounds like a scene in the butterfly effect!!! Except in the movie the mother and her new born are killed because they go to get the mail and the kids that blew up the mail box didn't know... So they killed them :(... WATCH OUT WHEN YOU GO TO GET THE MAIL!!! And you should probably tell the police, I'm sorry Op, that sucks :/
paintingtherain 12
That was my first thought too!!! How dangerous and irresponsible of these kids!
dane18 12
Hah, classic
Mightytall 35
Get a trunk monkey ... They fix this kind of problem easily. :-)
miss_jules 11
Here's what you do, OP: Buy some balloons. Boil water in every available pot/pan or whatever you can find. Invite the little ***** over for a water balloon fight.
derpyshy 16
Had that happen a few years ago. My former miltary-policeman grandfather was not happy. The house was like Full-Metal Jacket when he finally caught them.
Xotoolyxo 16
After the first time shouldn't you have done something about it ?